ukan: (conspire)
Lark Tennant | Sharp Teeth ([personal profile] ukan) wrote2019-08-08 09:55 pm

DEAR ABBY



[One day, a lock box appears in one of the common areas. Dear Abby is written on the side, along with instructions:

Deposit your concerns, share what ails you, and Abby will advise.

For your privacy, the acceptable format for your letter is as follows:

Dear Abby,
I have a concern.
Signed, Concerned Writer


(Your name should always be a one or two word summary of your concern.)
]
neverjoinyou: (smirk)

[personal profile] neverjoinyou 2016-08-21 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

I have recently lost my virginity. Well I don't mean lost, exactly, I know where it was. My point is, I don't really know where to go from here, since it was a fairy thing. I mean the magical kind, not the--never mind.

Anyway, after that someone offered to continue things casually. I don't know if I should, since I've never done anything like that before. I don't mean morally. I'm just not sure if that's "me," you know? And stuff on the Barge seems like it could get more complicated than it has to be.

What should I do?

Signed,
Sex Is Nice
tetractys: (ZH LFI UOVHS RH YFIMRMT)

[personal profile] tetractys 2016-08-22 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

Back from the DEAD again, Pauline? NICE! All those dark rituals must have PAID OFF!

Speaking of which, my own resurrection's hit a bit of a SNAG! Seems my twitter followers got a little OVER-EAGER! As soon as my CORPSE cooled down they started SAWING OFF CHUNKS and selling them!

Now, this would be HILARIOUS if it was anyone else, but I worked PRETTY HARD for that physical vessel! Know any good lawyers on the OTHER SIDE? Short of that and the CURSE OF A THOUSAND FIRE ANTS I placed on anyone that disturbs my resting place, I'm a little STUMPED as to what I can do!

Signed,
GOING TO PIECES!