tetractys: (ZH LFI UOVHS RH YFIMRMT)
◬ ([personal profile] tetractys) wrote in [personal profile] ukan 2016-08-22 12:21 am (UTC)

Dear Abby,

Back from the DEAD again, Pauline? NICE! All those dark rituals must have PAID OFF!

Speaking of which, my own resurrection's hit a bit of a SNAG! Seems my twitter followers got a little OVER-EAGER! As soon as my CORPSE cooled down they started SAWING OFF CHUNKS and selling them!

Now, this would be HILARIOUS if it was anyone else, but I worked PRETTY HARD for that physical vessel! Know any good lawyers on the OTHER SIDE? Short of that and the CURSE OF A THOUSAND FIRE ANTS I placed on anyone that disturbs my resting place, I'm a little STUMPED as to what I can do!

Signed,
GOING TO PIECES!

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